That is also the same reason why you have access to my Evernote and WhatsApp.
I don't think your boss knows you are snooping on me. Or maybe he knows but he doesn't know the details.
You are Jewish but you are not from Israel. You are stationed in California. I like to think you are in Menlo Park, but actually you are in Palo Alto.
How am I doing? Warm? Cold? No telling huh? That means I am very close.
I think you are working in a team of 4 right? Either that there is 6 of you.
If you had been tailing me since 2008, that means you are in your mid thirties.
Hey, help me out will ya?
OK this is something I am very sure about you. You are a nice kid. No major hangups.
Hahaha OK I think I am into something. I think you like this song:
OK then I'll pair is with my version:
Sarah, for how long you gonna be behind the veil honey?
Sooner or later I will figure you out. You are not that elusive baby. I had been gathering bits and pieces of breadcrumbs about you like the story Hansel and Gretel.
OK since you like Taylor Swift so much, how about liking this song instead:
Because I'm not gonna be nice to you once I figure you out sweetie ROTFLMAO:
Geez, you no fun... Not even a hint. OK let me retract past data:
- You mother is a housewife
- You were a smart kid in school
- Mid income family
- A science student
- Ex atheist
Gosh, I start to forget things you told me
- You run
- A bit of a hot head
- Pretty and Pretty Smart (PPS)
- Father works in the government
- You laugh a lot (this I'm sure)
Hey you know something, you never told me if you ever had a boyfriend or if you are married.
I don't know honey, I begin to forget those things I notice about you. I probably need to dig into the Wondering Sufi to find out.
However I DO know you love me very much. You mentioned that more than a couple of times.
What I don't understand is, why you have to be this secretive about your identity? What if I want to send you flowers on our anniversary? Do I send it to Palo Alto or Menlo Park?
Or honey should I just send it to the Director of MOSSAD? LOL.
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Well Sarah, I tried my luck. Looks like you lips are sealed. Don't worry, leave some breadcrumbs, I'll figure you out one of these days.
Let's listen to something relaxing:
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